[57north-discuss] Saturday
Midder
midder at protodox.com
Sat Jan 25 17:37:15 GMT 2020
Well Burns to everyone.
I won't be in today but will tomorrow I am going to working on Air quality Stuff, it has been neglected for far too long.
Should be in before noon and till, I don't know.
Kevin.
On Sat, Jan 25, 2020 at 11:37:18AM +0000, Tom Jones wrote:
> On Sat, Jan 25, 2020 at 10:07:49AM +0000, Edward Watson wrote:
> > Hey all
> >
> > I'll be in the space from 2pm onwards today.
> >
> > Pop in for fun hackytimes.
> >
>
> I wasn't planning on coming in, but I might. Here is a poem either way:
>
> Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
> Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
> Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
> Painch, tripe, or thairm:
> Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
> As lang's my arm.
>
> The groaning trencher there ye fill,
> Your hurdies like a distant hill,
> Your pin wad help to mend a mill
> In time o' need,
> While thro' your pores the dews distil
> Like amber bead.
>
> His knife see rustic-labour dight,
> An' cut you up wi' ready slight,
> Trenching your gushing entrails bright
> Like onie ditch;
> And then, O what a glorious sight,
> Warm-reekin, rich!
>
> Then horn for horn they stretch an' strive,
> Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
> 'Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
> Are bent like drums;
> Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
> Bethankit hums.
>
> Is there that o'er his French ragout,
> Or olio that wad staw a sow,
> Or fricassee wad mak her spew
> Wi' perfect sconner,
> Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view
> On sic a dinner?
>
> Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
> As feckless as a wither'd rash,
> His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
> His nieve a nit;
> Thro' bloody flood or field to dash,
> O how unfit!
>
> But mark the rustic, haggis-fed,
> The trembling earth resounds his tread,
> Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
> He'll mak it whissle;
> An' legs, an' arms, an' heads will sned,
> Like taps o' thrissle.
>
> Ye pow'rs wha mak mankind your care,
> And dish them out their bill o' fare,
> Auld Scotland wants nae stinking ware
> That jaups in luggies;
> But, if ye wish her gratefu' pray'r,
> Gie her a Haggis!
>
> - [tj]
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